That is not it at all. That is not what I meant, at all.

Well, this is fairly typical. I try to access my new DL page and naturally, I keep fucking it up until finally 10 times later I hit the right address -- only to find I have no clue what my password is.

It's a gorgeous day outside and I'm stuck doing bullshit inside. Which is why I am referring to myself as the Office Bitch.

Last night, I went through my entire office and listed reasons why I hate everyone.

That is Not Good For Staff Morale.